Ryan's Rockin Roller Coaster

Rockin, Rollin, and Reading

FAT FISH! January 6, 2012

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 3:48 pm

I rember the time I reeled in a huge 18 inch large mouth bass IN CANADA! I fought for like 45 seconds then I realized it is like 3 pounds! Biggest fish I have cought.(That is what made it so special) I got the morbidly obese fish out of the lake and put it on a stringer. Went to the cabin. Fried it up and ate it. I was so full for the rest of the night and it was great!

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Mr.McGuire December 4, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 2:32 am

(This is not true it is JUST a poem!)

Mr.McGuire

Is so weird

i grew a beird

Mr.McGuire

is so mean

i lost my spleen

Mr.McGuire

is so cruel

he broke my stool

MrMcGuire

is so bright

I lost my sight!

Mr.McGuire

is so skinny

he drew a winny

Mr.McGuire

is so evil

he made me eat a missile (Not disarmed)

Mr.McGuire

is so awsom

he Beat up a possem

Bye.(This is not true it is JUST a poem!)

 

School December 2, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 4:27 pm

School

is so mean;

why do they

make me scream.

School

is so weird;

i grew a beard.

School

is so bad;

why do they

make me sad.

School

is so evil;

they made me

eat a beetle.

School

is so old;

it makes me

very, very, cold.

School

is so done;

i have had

not much fun.

Bye! (P.s. this is not true it is a poem.)

 

Inspired by “The Best Path”By Kristine O’Connell George November 30, 2011

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 4:27 pm

The best walk

is silent

a squirrel run in front of you

a broken tree limb

a flower,a hint

easily missed

the best walk

does not exist

until the right

person

finds it

the best walk

lead you

to where

you didn’t know

you wanted to go

 

Narative poem

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 4:25 pm

Working at school,

witch is not very cool

I felt something move

Then I knew I have to grove

Asked the teacher,

who didn’t move.

Witch was very rude.

Then I knew I had to take action

I felt it move

I felt it gugril

Then I knew I had to yell at the girl

“I HAVE TO GO NOW!”

“It has to wait!”

“BYE!”

“WAIT!” Then i slammed the door.

Oah my god

It’s going to blast

Just like it has

done in the past,

right through the old butt flaps

Oah! Oah!  its going to blow

I really got to go

diarrhea is not fun

now I realy got to run

open the door

lay toylet paper down

before i can lay down

i felt something brown

form in the back of my paints

then i knew i could not dance

pull them down

turn around

sit down……………………………………………

yay! today!

it did not stain my pa(ints)

 

I Hate You.

Filed under: Uncategorized — Ryan @ 4:13 pm

I hate you. I hate you.

Why did you do that.

Your a hitch-hiker

who kills every one in site

I hate you. I hate you.

Why did you do that

to my grandpa’s lungs.

I hate you. I HATE YOU.

Dont you get the POINT!

because of you

he is dead

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

You know why.

At least I know

You did die,

with him.

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

You know who you are.

I wish I know why you do this.

Tear families apart.

I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU!

Why,why,why,why,why,

do you make me and other people.

Cry

Lung cancer.

 

Me (And poetry!)

Filed under: Fun stuff,School Work — Ryan @ 4:11 pm

I am not Great at poetry,

I can not lie.

Sometimes

I can not

rhyme,

my head

is not built to rhyme,

all I can do

is try

I know I do not need

to rhyme,

I want to rhyme

When I am 90

and my voice is fading,

I want to make sure

before i die

I want to

make words that move the sky,

above that old

hazy eye,

That,

  I shall not

lie.

(Same poem. Echo effect)

I am not Great at poetry,

I can not lie.

Sometimes

I can not

rhyme,

I can not

rhyme,

my head

is not built to rhyme,

to rhyme,

to rhyme,

to rhyme,

in time,

in time,

in time,

all I can do

is try

try

try

try.

I know I do not need

to rhyme,

to rhyme,

to rhyme,

to rhyme,

to rhyme.

I want to rhyme

rhyme,

rhyme,

rhyme,

rhyme,

rhyme.

When I am 90

and my voice is fading ,

fading,

fading,

I want to make sure

before i die

die

die

die

die

die

I want to

make words that move the sky,

sky,

sky,

sky,

above that old

hazy eye,

eye,

eye,

eye,

eye,

eye,

That,

  I shall not

lie.